CARAMEL POEM

I love your smell

you’ve got me under your spell

are you always so well?

oh hell, my little caramel

You are so tender

your touch makes me shiver

Are you trying to make me quiver?

It’s all about your golden color

let’s get together

Oh this is naughty

You sweet  little candy

THE BEST MACARONI SALAD

I have to mention that I am THE MACARONI SALAD GOD. This recipe is so freakin’ delicious. Forget the store bought kinds, it doesn’t even taste a little like them. (If we can call them macaroni salad)

Ingredients:

• macaroni (duh)
• cherry tomatoes or red peppers
• cilantro or parsley (or both, it’s even better)
• Red onions
• Chopped salty pickles
• salt and pepper
• mayonnaise (for a healthier version, throw in some greek yogurt too)
• Dijon mustard
• sriracha

So just cook your macaroni and throw in all of those ingredients with the macaroni.(it will turn out great anyways)

HAPPY COOKING

CEREAL POEM

CEREAL POEM

(to all cereal addicts, enjoy)

In the morning

I quit snoring

I keep believing

I keep dreaming

 

You are the first thought on my mind

Your view makes me blind

You look so pretty

Your crunchy texture make me crazy

 

Oh cereal

You’re some hot material

Let’s get physical

Let’s make a miracle

 

Pour the milk

Tastes like silk

Then we’ll spoon

Until noon

 

It’s time for lunch

I’ll miss your crunch

Just hold on

See you at dawn